Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Honest Toddler, aka the best twitter account of all time

Are you on the Twitter? Yes? No?

Well either way, you must go read @HonestToddler. It's the funniest Twitter account of my entire life. Basically, it's a woman tweeting as though she is a sassypants toddler. And it kills me.



Here are a few of my favorites:

on swingsets...

on scones...

on balloons & betrayal...

on 3am...

on curious george...

...I'm seriously dying over here.

13 comments:

  1. Aww! Thank you for the kind blog post! I really appreciate it, Katie. And I like your flower headdress in your sidebar pic. Makes me pine for spring! xo Bunmi

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    1. Thanks so much for the comment! And mostly, thank you for bringing those tweets into my life. haha. I always look when I need a pick-me-up at work. And that picture of my flower crown makes me pine for spring too!

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  2. I really liked the one you retweeted about coffee. Do you follow Tween Hobo? One of my favorites.

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    1. haha amazing! My favorite: Doing a Facebook Graph Search for "Wolf Packs" Who "Live Nearby" and Like "Human Orphans"

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  3. Ahhhh I love them all! Hilar. I'm totes following Honest Toddler now :)

    xo

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    1. Ahhh you won't regret it! Your twitter feed just leveled up.

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  4. This is hilarious... I'm not a twitter girl but that almost convinces me :)

    Http://streetlily.blogspot.com

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  5. Just got sucked into a vortex of honest toddler tweets for the past hour... ;) xo

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  6. It seriously is my favorite twitter handler too! So funny!

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    1. So glad you are a fellow fan! I feel an obligation to make sure everyone knows about it! haha

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  7. So funny!!! Now following!

    xoxo, Misty

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