kickstarter my heart.

so...kickstarter.

heard of it? it's an online crowd-funding site.

basically, you share a good idea.

then people give you moneys if they dig your idea.

i was looking at the categories on the site,

and i thought to mineself,

what would i invent in some of these areas?

and thus i decided...

film

given that i can't act, i think a silent film is my best bet for this one.

i think it might involve sock puppets.

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music

an entire CD of my rubber-band shoe-box guitar compositions.

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comics

a romance about the redhanded bandit and the caped crusader.

and by that i mean a romance about me and christian bale.

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dance

well, it would involve this move and this move, that's for sure.

fashion

all fashion i design would include sequins.

and spandex.

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games

ok so i'm thinking maybe a video game about a short overalled man with a moustache who can throw turtle shells and is trying to rescue a princess...?

wait, what do you mean it's already been done.

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theatre

i'm pretty sure it would involve me singing show tunes and shimmying across a stage for a couple hours.

details are fuzzy aside from that.

it'd be something like this:

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sooo...whatdyasay?

would you donate to any of these killer ideas?

and what would YOU be prone to inventing?

also, let's look at the sock puppet one more time:

thomas edison ain't got nothin' on me,

katilda

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