wombats. chuck norris. wendy peffercorn.

gotta be honest,

my bestie and i,

we are a couple-a-nutcases now and again.

....mostly again.

and now.

anyway. read on.

skypechattersations as of late...

disney channel original wombats

me: i am a new wommman

not to be confused with wombat 

 which i almost wanted to spell

she: if you were a wombat - that would be new as well

me: i'm not telling

she: hahaha your wombat lips are sealed

me: isn't that a disney channel song?

minus the wombats

well wait

it's an 80s song

ally and aj covered it maybe

i think they also made a movie about a dairy farm

she: you've lost me

me: yeah i lost myself somewhere in there too

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not a drug reference
me: i'm listening to mae
takes me back to high school

high escuela

no, that sounds like a drug reference

spanglish tricked me

the language, not the adam sandler movie

she: the adam sandler movie is tricksy too

along with wombats

me: i knew it.

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chuck norris tramp stamp

she: my internet is sucking
me: kick it in the estomago
she: it keeps going in and out

me: make it in and stay in. like a proper belly button.

she: haha well that's my new life quote.

me: trrramp stamp

i've got it. get a tramp stamp of chuck norris' face and add any good quotes as his beard. infinite room for growth! except make him upside down so the beard has more room to expand without being inappropriate.

...unless of course they invent 3D tats.

...except then you'd have a tail.

she: a chuck norris tail. one tail to rule them all.

me: i just had a vision of the beaver from narnia. aslan is merely his puppet.

she: it just all makes sense now. it's all comin' together. panacea.

me: um...pangaea, maybe?

she: i've heard it both ways

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sliding down the fire pole
me: i want to slide down a fire pole on my birthday
i googled "how to slide down a fire pole" so i could be good at it

i don't want to be that girl that a) hangs on for dear life at the top, b) scoots down and gets handburn, or c) falls too fast and jams my ankles

this is important!

she: i have the same exact fears!

me: i knew you would understand!

she: i've always admired dan akroyd for how well he slides down fire poles

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infectious fail

she: as soon as i see someone cry, i cry

me: it's kind of like vomiting, in that sense

she: and yawning

me: and...

she: peeing your pants?

me: smallpox?

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and for good measure....

me: why isn't my skype working?

for the love of wendy peffercorn, BREATHE!!

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every summer of my adult life,

katilda