richard gere & attention hunger

this is what happens when i'm being neglected on skype chat and trying desperately to get my bestie to stop being distracted by whatever "important" thing she was doing and return to the proper activity of focusing 100% of her attention on me...

me:

so i went to dinner last night

and there was a dragon

and i made out w/ a handsome stranger in a dark corner

and then there was this meteor crash outside

and richard gere came to investigate

and he was supposed to interview me but then he fell in love with me

and i was all torn cuz i was like "i just made out w/ this other guy"

 ...

also, i wish i had hair like the chick from A Fine Frenzy

she:

oh whoa, that's weird - i just got your messages!

they were completely delayed!

sorry babe, lemme read them

me:

um, i warn you they aren't....important

except for the one about richard gere

that seems pretty important

i really pride myself on my quality conversation.

your new idolized wannabe skype friend,

katilda