[you are my density. anyone? like i could pass up that quote opp.]
soooo...
soooo...
remember when i went to the frisco bay a few months ago?
well, when this girl and i were doing some rainy-day V-day shopping
i happened across this store
selling these pants:
gasp!
sigh!
drool!
covet!
fact: i have a passion for green
and a passion for skinnies
but ... not a passion for spending 60 smackeroos
so i left those beautiful, beautiful trousers in SF
[along with a serious crush on a bearded boy i met at church.]
[wait, remind me why i don't live there?]
but you see ... the pants are on sale!
like, only-cost-16-bucks-now on sale!
[bearded boy...are you on sale?]
fact: Zara doesn't let you shop online
other fact: there isn't a Zara within a billion miles of Scottsdale
boo.
weep.
wail.
gnash teeth.
sooo...
anyone live near one?
[cough. california. dallas. cough.]
[cough. california. dallas. cough.]
wanna buy me some pants?
i can totally pay you back........
yes yes?
[i'm totally serious right now.]
2 comments:
There's one in Vegas too, I believe. They should've went on sale a week ago, I could've picked them up in NYC for you.
I mean... my DESTINY.....
Also, I believe pants like that merit a vaca.
...also, I am typing this on my phone and "pants" came out as "panties" at first... shopping spree???
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