things that make me say, "gee, that's bright."

what, you can't read the signs on the back of that truck? too small? you'd have to get right up close to see them?

yeah, let me help you:

"WARNING. Stay back 200 ft.
Not responsible for broken windshields."

what?

i let a car merge between us about 2 seconds later.

they probably thought i was being a kind citizen.