rogue textersation

what happens when i text larzy on a saturday afternoon

(guest appearance by miss kelsey)

she: what in the...i have no idea where those crazy smiley faces came from...my phone is posessed.

i: umm...i didn't get any crazy smiley faces.

she: weirdy...the message popped up after i sent it, and there were like 7 emoticons with sunglasses and funky expressions. i was a bit bewildered.

i: ahaha let's blame kelsey

she: kelsey and rogue unicorns

i: kelsey = rogue unicorns

she: rogue unicorns = love of hot dogs, banjo hips, and puppies?

i: i think we just solved the space-time continuum

she: CUE UNIVERSE IMPLOSION

i: i hope this means pluto gets to be a planet again

she: we may have to bribe the Deciding if Something is Actually a Planet Committee with fruit snacks for that one...but i think Pluto's got a fighting chance.

i: Snack Packs for Interplanetary Acceptance! SPIA. Pronounced Caspian. There's a few silent/invisible letters in there.

my only question: banjo hips??