Saturday, September 18, 2010

parmagiano italiano

location: my bed, hiding under a blanket from the AC vent.
what i see: my roommate, marking up a paper with a pink highlighter

SO my newfound only-chained-to-the-desk-for-20-hours-per-week lifestyle has afforded me a blessed privilege: fridays off.

how i spent my first one...
lunch at a quaint little italian restaurant with my papa. staring out the window of the restaurant, pondering the universe and such.
the highlight had to be when i overhead the owner’s conversation with the patron in the next booth.

owner: thick italian accent. crocheted shawl. large, thick-rimmed glasses. plus a dash of sass and pinch of vintage sophistication.

what my ears beheld (i attempted to apply the appropriate italian accent)...
owner: my husband, he-a cooks-a back in the kitchen
patron: so did the two of you meet back in italy...?
owner: yes, i decide to-a marry him-a when i was-a four.
patron: oh wow...
owner: yes, i-a flirt-a much but he no understand
patron: so you finally just proposed to him, eh?
owner: oh no! i-a let him think-a it was-a his idea.

oh canelloni. the things we shared.

3 comments:

  1. First of all... that is an awesome conversation. And true. 2nd of all where is this little italian place? I keep wanting to try a canoli, but I don't know where to get a really really good one. Please share! =)

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  2. Ahaha. I would really like that lady, I think.

    P.S. I feel honored to be mentioned in this post.

    P.P.S. My pink highlighter feels honored to be mentioned in this post.

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  3. Lunch with dad is one of the great pleasures of being a Hawkes, yes?
    ...I think I have done that Italian place with him before. And I was pretty sure there was shady stuff going on...mafia?
    Ah well...I am so happy about your new work schedule!
    Be free, Katie-bird, be free!

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